1. Has a friend stopped by to see you since your phone has been busy-----for a year??!!
2. Have you signed off and your screen says you were on for 3 days and 45 minutes?
3. Has Tech support called YOU for help?
4. Have you begged your friends to get an account so you can "hang out?"
5. Did you get a second phone line just to call out for pizza?
6. Have you purchased a vanity car license plate with your screen name on it?
7. Do you say "he he he he" or "heh heh heh" instead of laughing?
8. Did you find out divorce papers had been served on you 6 months ago?
9. Do you start to experience "withdrawal" after not being online for awhile?
10. Do you get up in the morning and go online before getting your coffee?